when al gore finally meets bob he will understand global warming and know how to spell.

Because of Bob there is no global anything.

If Bob were to die, he would be stuffed and passed around ever year as a Christmas present

(unrelated... damn I miss Lucy...)

That is all.

Bob once made a sunset by telling it to sit.

offroadaz wrote:If Bob were to die, he would be stuffed and passed around ever year as a Christmas present

If Bob were to die, he would be filled with helium and passed over NYC in the Christmas Macy Parade.

Antartica is simply a place created by Bob to cool his Capri Suns.

Bob once smacked a man so hard the man's driver's license picture started crying.

Bob keeps a couple of pet pigs for the sole purpose of casting pearls before them.

every time bob clears his throat he causes an earthquake on the east coast like today

Bob once knighted the Queen.

when you do a yahoo search there are 112,000,000 results

He can't be bought, but his beard clippings occasionally come up at auction.

Sc00by wrote:He can't be bought, but his beard clippings occasionally come up at auction.

I heard that commercial earlier today and also thought of Bob.

Bob has been where no man has been before... twice.

fatbob is so reverend that ccv is dedicating a new series to him "the other f word" i hear the heavens singing already

This picture inspires me to be my best everyday. Oh hail Bob.

I've seen Bob in the shower.

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