A: Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra, Christ-mas Stor-y :)
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Mom, I can't talk right now, I'm having sex with a white woman.
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Come on. I would have said you were Mexican, but I don't think it would have pissed her off as much.
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....You want a lesson? I'll give you a lesson. How 'bout a geography lesson? My father's from Puerto Rico. My mother's from El Salvador. Neither one of those is Mexico.
Ah. Well then I guess the big mystery is, who gathered all those remarkably different cultures together and taught them all how to park their cars on their lawns?
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You see any white people in there waiting an hour and thirty two minutes for a plate of spaghetti? Huh? And how many cups of coffee did we get?
You don't drink coffee and I didn't want any.
That woman poured cup after cup to every white person around us. Did she even ask you if you wanted any?
We didn't get any coffee that you didn't want and I didn't order, and this is evidence of racial discrimination? Did you happen to notice our waitress was black?
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She "blake" too fast.
I "blake" too fast? I "blake" too fast. I'm sorry you no see my "blake" lights.
See, I stop when I see a long line of cars stopped in front of me.
Maybe you see over steering wheel, you "blake" too!
I call immigration on you. Look what you do my car.
Officer, can you please write in your report how shocked I am to be hit by an Asian driver!