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A more betterer game - Quotable Quotes
#101
Reservoir Dogs

I thought it was this or FRIDAY, because they both have a Mr. Pink or Pinky in them.



Prince? What prince? What son of a king would accept a man's hospitality, eat his food, drink his wine, embrace him in friendship, and then steal his wife in the middle of the night?


The sun was shining when your wife left you.

She's up there, watching, isn't she? Good. I want her to watch you die
#102
Ok I will give you all another hint.

It is a Brad Pitt movie.

Here is one of his lines

Myrmidons! My brothers of the sword! I would rather fight beside you than any army of thousands! Let no man forget how menacing we are, we are lions! Do you know what's waiting beyond that beach? Immortality! Take it! It's yours!
#103
That movie is Snatchtastic, yes?
#104
All my life I've lived by a code and the code is simple: honor the gods, love your woman and defend your country. Troy is mother to us all. Fight for her!


No, that would be from TROY...


Now for one messed up movie....

We're so hung up on this notion that we have some obligation to help the struggling black man, you know. Cut him some slack until he can overcome these historical injustices. It's crap. I mean, Christ, Lincoln freed the slaves, like, what? 130 years ago. How long does it take to get your act together?
#105
I'll continue on my guessing streak. American History X?
#106
skatchkins wrote:I'll continue on my guessing streak. American History X?


yes
#107
Shweet. Can we do another Club Cranium type all the way around thingy?

If you know it, throw back another one instead of answering.
Hmm. Which to choose? Which to choose?


When you work on your mysterious lady parts stuff, you should have the right tools too, that's why you should use "____product name_____."
#108
Dear tiny infant Jesus...

Dear 8 pounds 6 ounces baby Jesus, new born, not even spoken a word yet.

I wanna thank little baby Jesus, who's sittin' in his crib watchin the Baby Einstein videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors.
#109
Really? Shake and Bake? No?
#110
From now on its Magic man and El Diablo

What does El Diablo mean?

Its spanish for like fighting chicken
#111
Magic Man?


"That's just about the stupidist nickname I ever heard"

"Nah......You're right...........That is an awesome nickname"
#112
Texas Ranger

The teacher asked me what the capitol of North Carolina was. I said, "Washington DC." She said, "You're wrong." I said, "You have a lumpy butt
#113
Are you just going to let your grandsons talk to their grrandfather like this?

Heck yes I am! They are winners! That is how winners talk!

If we wanted two little girls we would have name them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman!
#114
Okay new quote :wink: one of the best movies ever


Oooh fuuudge!

Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!

What did you say?

Uh, um...

That's... what I thought you said. Get in the car. Go on!

It was all over - I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Hmmph. Mere child's play compared to what surely awaited me.
#115
A: Fa-ra-ra-ra-ra, Christ-mas Stor-y :)

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Mom, I can't talk right now, I'm having sex with a white woman.
**edited bantor**
Come on. I would have said you were Mexican, but I don't think it would have pissed her off as much.
**edited bantor**
....You want a lesson? I'll give you a lesson. How 'bout a geography lesson? My father's from Puerto Rico. My mother's from El Salvador. Neither one of those is Mexico.
Ah. Well then I guess the big mystery is, who gathered all those remarkably different cultures together and taught them all how to park their cars on their lawns?
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You see any white people in there waiting an hour and thirty two minutes for a plate of spaghetti? Huh? And how many cups of coffee did we get?
You don't drink coffee and I didn't want any.
That woman poured cup after cup to every white person around us. Did she even ask you if you wanted any?
We didn't get any coffee that you didn't want and I didn't order, and this is evidence of racial discrimination? Did you happen to notice our waitress was black?
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She "blake" too fast.
I "blake" too fast? I "blake" too fast. I'm sorry you no see my "blake" lights.
See, I stop when I see a long line of cars stopped in front of me.
Maybe you see over steering wheel, you "blake" too!
I call immigration on you. Look what you do my car.
Officer, can you please write in your report how shocked I am to be hit by an Asian driver!
#116
YES! FINALLY one that I can get before anyone else. :D

And the answer is Crash.

I'll have to put my quote on when I get home. Don't know all of the words exactly.
#117
Ok, sorry for the late response.
Here's an easy one but getting the the Christmas spirit and its fun. .

It's just like Sant's workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms...and every one looks like they want to hurt me.
#118
ooooooo, ooooooo me.

Elf!...........

-Who am I? I'm the guy that does his f-ing job! You must be the other guy

- I thought you were supposed to go into shock! I'm not in shock! It f-ing hurts!
#119
YEAH!!! The Girls are finally getting some. Maybe we should post some lines from chick flicks to keep it going. :lol:
#120
Hmm that sound like its from The Departed, good movie

Everything in this room is *eat*able. Even I'm *eat*able. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.