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A more betterer game - Quotable Quotes
#61
Please tell me someone has seen this movie. I know it is old but its great.


I better go check out this Mongo character.
[ reaches for his gun]

Oh no, don't do that.

Why not?

If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.
#62
I saw that movie for the first time about a month ago while we were up at matt and jeanines cabin

I'll wait a little while and see if anyone knows what its from
#63
Great movie!!!! Blazing Saddles


Did you ever have a job that you hated and worked real hard at? A long, hard day of work. Finally you get to go home, get in bed, close your eyes and immediately you wake up and realize... that the whole day at work had been a dream. It's bad enough that you sell your waking life for minimum wage, but now they get your dreams for free.
#64
I have answered the last couple so I will give someone else a chance on this one.
#65
But I don't know it :(

Have I seen this J? Do I need a clue?
#66
I really dont think you have seen it, dont know why I think that it just doesnt seem like your kida movie.

But I could be wrong.
#67
The quote has a big clue to the name of the movie
#68
Has a big clue? It has the name of the movie in it.
#69
I would call that a big clue... :wink:
#70
"Minimum Wage?"

"Waking Life?"

"A Hard Days Work?"

"Get in Bed?"

"Wake Up"

"Dreams for Free?"
#71
im gonna go with waking life

mike did see it too, watched it at my house on northern, think its about the guy with some terminal illness, kinda depressing?
#72
You got the name but not the movie
#73
What?? It's Waking Life and Guy Forsyth says it. :lol: Right??
#74
hmm, im thinking of a movie that had the lead actor from the latest m knight shamalamamamahan movie. Paul Giamatti, after googling it, it was called american splendor
#75
Its waking life. Its a movie about a kid who can't wake up. He thinks he is awake but never is. Some say he is run over by the car at the start of the movie and the rest is his death...
#76
So technically... nobody got it? I don't want to "jump to conclusions."

So I'll put an easy one. Hmmm.... which line to use?
I guess, I sorta like 'em all. I guess you could say I celebrate the whole movie's entire catalogue... of quotes.

What would you do if you had a million dollars?
I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?
Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Well, not all chicks.
Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
Good point.
Well, what about you now? what would you do?
Besides two chicks at the same time?
Well, yeah.
Nothing.


I know everyone's got to have this one, so instead of naming it, everyone who knows it, answer back with another line from the movie.
#77
Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking..... just a moment
Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking..... just a moment
Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking..... just a moment
#78
And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
#79
I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"
#80
The more I work for a 50,00 + eployee corporation the more this feels true

The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

Don't... don't care?

It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my butt off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime; so where's the motivation?