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A more betterer game - Quotable Quotes
#261
skatchkins wrote:Run Fat Boy Run



Nope. This one has a bag in it...
#262
American Beauty?
#263
skatchkins wrote:American Beauty?


Yep
#264
I win!

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"It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch? "


"That ain't no etch-a-sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, homeskillet."
#265
skatchkins wrote:I win!

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"It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch? "


"That ain't no etch-a-sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, homeskillet."


hmm gonna guess Juno?
#266
Yes, but you really should see it.
Dwight from the Office is line #2
#267
..this stuff isn't getting to me - the shootings, the knifings, the beatings. Old ladies being bashed in the head for their social security checks. Nah that doesn't bother me. But you know what does bother me? You know what makes me really sick to my stomach? It's watching you stuff your face with those hotdogs! Nobody - I mean nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog!
#268
Dirty Harry
#269
nate wrote:Dirty Harry


which one?
#270
fatbob309 wrote:"I figured you guys might be able to give me some pointers. I need to shape up. Fast."

"Are you just looking to lose weight, or do you want increased strength and flexibility as well?"

"I want to look good naked!"


Dang I was way too slow, guess everyone is online today.
"Don't worry if I were you I wouldn't remember me either"
American Beauty


"You know, I think this is going backwards for me. I don't know. I just thought we could hang out, maybe do some stuff back home, regular stuff, get to know each other better... and then I'd see you pee. I mean, that's the way I usually do it."
#271
Killed again?
#272
I'm confused. Who's up?
#273
skatchkins wrote:I'm confused. Who's up?


waiting on Nate to identify which dirty harry movie
#274
Eh, he doesn't deserve it

A: Sudden Imapct

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I'm worried about her. I think she has a little problem.
It's just, and I think it's because she's insecure, it's just, she's just always trying to hug everybody. You know, some people don't like that. Some people don't like to be hugged. But she doesn't realize that. She takes it personally, and, it hurts her feelings. I don't know what to do about that. Do you?

It's such a comfort sometimes, just to have somebody's arms around you. Don't you think?
No.
It feels good.
It does not feel good. It, it hurts.
Oh, like a cut, or bruise?
Like a burn. Like when you go outside and your feet freeze and you come back in and then they thaw out? It's like that. It's almost exactly like that.
#275
I knew that just busy at work and internet has been down at home. Thank you Michael for looking out for me...............
#276
Lars and the Real Girl.... good movie :))

There's two kinds of people in this world, there's winners and there's losers. Okay, you know what the difference is? Winners don't give up
#277
Little miss sunshine
#278
Yep
#279
"How often do you have sex?"
"I don't understand the question. "
#280
40 year old virgin?