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#241
Its a big quote but this makes me laugh every time.

It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, a Sperm Whale had been called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet and since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity. This is what it thought, as it fell:
The Whale: Ahhh! Woooh! What's happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Okay okay, calm down calm down get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? Its a sort of tingling in my... well I suppose I better start finding names for things. Lets call it a... tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what's this roaring sound, whooshing past what I'm suddenly gonna call my head? Wind! Is that a good name? It'll do. Yeah, this is really exciting. I'm dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind? There's an awful lot of that now isn't it? And what's this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello Ground!

The Book: Curiously the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias, as it fell, was, 'Oh no, not again.' Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly *why* the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.
#242
No Idea, if I were going to make a guess it would be that stolen meme
#243
the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
#244
alanzona wrote:the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy



You got it.
#245
May not be familiar to everyone, but it's one of my all time favorite movies, so I'll giveyou a couple of different quotes from it:


What's happened to you? Have you been kissing ass so long, you're starting to like it?

_____________________________________

Jack: You look good.
Susie: You look like sh**.
Jack: No, I mean it. You look good.
Susie: I mean it, too. You look like sh**.

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Jack: There's always another girl.
Susie: So, did you find another girl?
Jack: I didn't look.
#246
You know you have hit rock bottom when you are told you have character flaws by a man that killed his predecessor in a military coup
#247
BrokenCistern wrote:You know you have hit rock bottom when you are told you have character flaws by a man that killed his predecessor in a military coup


I think thats in charlie wilsons war

Heres mine

....the world is run by the Man. The Man, oh, you don't know the Man. He's everywhere. In the White House... down the hall... Ms. Mullins, she's the Man. And the Man ruined the ozone, he's burning down the Amazon, and he kidnapped Shamu and put her in a chlorine tank! And there used to be a way to stick it to the Man. It was called rock 'n roll, but guess what, oh no, the Man ruined that, too, with a little thing called MTV!
#248
School of Rock?
#249
Quadfire wrote:School of Rock?


yup
#250
person1: Good dags. D'ya like dags?
person2: Dags?
person1: Dags. Ya like dags?
person2: Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more.
#251
Quadfire wrote:person1: Good dags. D'ya like dags?
person2: Dags?
person1: Dags. Ya like dags?
person2: Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more.


SNATCH

I hate Pikeys :))
#252
Sc00by wrote:SNATCH

I hate Pikeys :))


Correct Sir!
#253
If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor.
I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this.
So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the ****** car.
#254
Sc00by wrote:If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor.
I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this.
So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the ****** car.


Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Ni***r Storage?


That sir is pulp fiction
#255
Sc00by wrote:If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor.
I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this.
So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the ****** car.


hmm off the top of my head ill guess

Gone in 60 seconds?
#256
Bob for the win :lol:
#257
"I figured you guys might be able to give me some pointers. I need to shape up. Fast."

"Are you just looking to lose weight, or do you want increased strength and flexibility as well?"

"I want to look good naked!"
#258
Chris hang your head in shame...
#259
Run Fat Boy Run
#260
lil late on the reply but YES Bob is right! :)g)