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Just for Mike
#1
Ok so this thread is just for Mike. He likes it when people are active and post stuff. So if you read through the other threads and don't have any insight to add to them then just come here and post anything you want just to make mike happy. I will start it off.


Mike, I posted something now shut up.
#2
Wait you have a Jeep now? Dirty pics or it didn't happen.
#3
are you high again?
#4
J I haven't seen your Jeep yet:(
#5
I love Jelly Beans!
#6
is it lunch time yet?
#7
Monkeys are cool and I hate myself becaue I can't stop listening to Phish lately. I don't even really like them that much, but its stuck in my craw right now.

Since this is also random, I'm frustrated I haven't done the following items:
written up the build thread from my hood vent installation 2 years ago with Paul.
written up the build that Geoff did Saturday in strengthening my steering box area.
written up the steering upgrade (then upgrade again this past weekend) that Geoff did for my rig.
written up directions for how to change the rear shackles on an XJ (since everyone knows how to do it yet it's not posted on the web easily when you google search it with pictures)
Haven't installed rock lights or any additional lights for that matter.
Sold my roof rack on Craigslist yet.
Sold my old pool fence on Craigslist yet.
#8
I looked out the window yesterday and saw a huge monkey in one of my neighbors palm trees. They have some huge mexican fan palms that are at least 50-60 feet tall and this monkey was at least 2/3rds up. I looked closer and it was just a guy out there climbing their trees to trim them. I was disappointed it wasn't a real monkey.
#9
I went to a Phish concert once. Marcia and I had just started dating and one of her roommates got free tickets. I'd never heard of them, but figured, "What the hell? It's a free concert." They turned out the lights in the arena and we were the only 2 in the whole place that didn't pull a joint out and light up. The music was horrible and so loud it hurt my ears. We couldn't hear or breath, so we left before the first song was over. I've never seen so many VW Beetles in the same place in my life (before or since). FYI, that's the only time I've ever smoked pot and it was only second hand smoked, but it was a whole stadium full of smoke that I second hand smoked.
#10
alanzona wrote:Monkeys are cool and I hate myself becaue I can't stop listening to Phish lately. I don't even really like them that much, but its stuck in my craw right now.

Since this is also random, I'm frustrated I haven't done the following items:
written up the build thread from my hood vent installation 2 years ago with Paul.
written up the build that Geoff did Saturday in strengthening my steering box area.
written up the steering upgrade (then upgrade again this past weekend) that Geoff did for my rig.
written up directions for how to change the rear shackles on an XJ (since everyone knows how to do it yet it's not posted on the web easily when you google search it with pictures)
Haven't installed rock lights or any additional lights for that matter.
Sold my roof rack on Craigslist yet.
Sold my old pool fence on Craigslist yet.


you need one of those speech to text programs. You like to talk :)
#11
phish is better when you are stoned.




that is all.
#12
This one time at Jeep camp (aka Moab) I had had a long hard cold day of wheeling “secret spire”. I was spent and the good Lord blessed me with a good sleep then the devil showed up in the form of an alarm clock on my phone.
With every ounce of strength I could muster I drug my aching body from my XL cocoon of a sleeping bag and bound the devil with the almighty “off” button. As comprehension set in and my eyes adjusted to the bleakness of this harsh and unforgiving cotton hell I reached over and punched my tent mate in the leg as I mumbled H.T.F.U. under my breath.
“DON’T TOUCH ME!!!!” Could be heard echoing through the falling cotton as the under nourished and sleep deprived bayou boy leapt from his protective barrier.
My job was done he was awake.
#13
I like freshly ground coffee. Sure, it's a little....lot more expensive, but the smell and taste is just intoxicating!
#14
When I have to get up in the middle of the night to pee, afterwards I go sit on the floor by the front door and hang out with my cats for about 10 minutes.
#15
I like this thread. I think Mike should let me know if I am going to see his beautiful self tomorrow to put beautiful stickers on my truck.
#16
I don't think Mike is allowed to participate in this thread.
#17
Can we talk about our luxurous hair in this thread?
#18
K7VZ wrote:I went to a Phish concert once. Marcia and I had just started dating and one of her roommates got free tickets. I'd never heard of them, but figured, "What the hell? It's a free concert." They turned out the lights in the arena and we were the only 2 in the whole place that didn't pull a joint out and light up. The music was horrible and so loud it hurt my ears. We couldn't hear or breath, so we left before the first song was over. I've never seen so many VW Beetles in the same place in my life (before or since). FYI, that's the only time I've ever smoked pot and it was only second hand smoked, but it was a whole stadium full of smoke that I second hand smoked.


acid would have helped
#19
Skatchkins wrote:Can we talk about our luxurous hair in this thread?


Alan... you feeling lucky super mod? Lol
#20
After falling into a coma last nigh and only getting a couple hours of sleep, I rolled out of bed dragging my bad leg behind me. Running a little late for my 7:00 surgery I throw on my scrubs and head to the garage. Not fully awake I turn to my navigation system to Guide me to the hospital. As I am backing my way out of the driveway the voice prompt gives me my first direction but there is a problem. Either my system shorted out or someone I know with the code to my garage came and switched everything to Spanish. Now I can't find which section to back into to put it back on English.