This will explain the complexity of the systems we work on.

Enjoy
http://www.deanliou.com/WinRG/WinRG2.htm

Gabe kept losing his install CD. I got out the marker, wrote his name on it, and pinned it to the wall. Now he's mad at me because I ruined his CD. He should be grateful that now he'll always know where it is.

User: My computer is running slow.
Virgil: Good, that's easier to catch than one that is running fast.

K7VZ wrote:User: My computer is running slow.
Virgil: Good, that's easier to catch than one that is running fast.

See... It's people like you....

K7VZ wrote:User: My computer is running slow.
Virgil: Good, that's easier to catch than one that is running fast.

That cracked me up.

our old vpn




new vpn (all network traffic goes through it)



the 3g on my phone is faster then the corporate network. Network team says tough luck

:(

Mind your Funky Chicken.

You're nowhere near as funny as I am. Blah.

- Virgil [7:11 AM]:
What is your computer name?
- Betty [7:13 AM]:
I am sorry, but I haven't given it a name yet!
- Virgil [7:13 AM]:
Start Menu - Programs - Bank of America - MyInfo
What is the computer name?
- Betty [7:14 AM]:
Bx125468dsfe
- Virgil [7:14 AM]:
I'm going to take remote control for a minute.
- Virgil [7:17 AM]:
There you go.
- Betty [7:17 AM]:
Thank you so much, By the way, I was only kidding about giving it a name, lol
- Virgil [7:17 AM]:
Yeah, it was mildly funny.

I just received this email

Please send your E- mail so I can forward the E-mail I have to you. Thanks, ----

Ahh crap. I just had to reset my work passwords.

I was using the internal chat program with a lady while I tried to fix her computer. I went to login to a system and typed my password quick and hit enter. Oops, I just sent her my password. I played it cool and don't think she realized what I had done, but to be safe, I reset everything that used that password. Doh.

-Virgil [7:32 AM]:
kid8cats
Yes.
I'm working on reinstalling MyPin for you.

-La Tina [7:33 AM]:
kid8cats
*-)
okay thanks

-Virgil [7:34 AM]:
Yeah, pasted that into the wrong window.

-La Tina [7:34 AM]:
lol

you need a better password like

user$suck or bl0wme

It has to be exactly 8 characters and use at least 1 number. dog8cats was another good one I used for a while. My first password when I found out about their exactly 8 characters rule was suk1bofa.

I'm a girl!

9:22 AM Virgil
Good morning. Are you still having network problems?

9:22 AM Melina
yes sir
or mam sorry
cant tell by your name lol

Go with feeling Virgil

I like it when customers argue with me about silly things.
So you'd like the company logo only on the front and then the back will have your contact info correct? Like this one (presents similar designed sample)
No the back needs the logo.
So a logo on both sides?
No just the back. The front is my information.
Ok, fine, one side is the logo only, and the other is the contact info.
That is correct. Wait, do you think the front should have the logo instead?
It doesn't matter.
What do you mean? Which one is the front?
It's whatever you put face up when you hand it to them I reckon.

Apparently I still have an account here.

*New requirements are that I place an asterisk before all lame jokes.

9:54 AM Tosca -i found the link to the server runbook am trying to locate server owner.


9:55 AM Virgil -You can backup your files, but only for 5 minutes. New bank policy.


9:56 AM Robert -really?


9:57 AM Virgil -Umm, no.


9:57 AM Robert -thought it didnt make sense


9:57 AM Virgil -I was no help here, so I resorted to cracking lame jokes.


9:58 AM Tosca -virgil you could place an * before each lame joke so we know when to laff or cry


9:58 AM Robert -yeah huh

5115

Michael moonlighting for netflix?

So much WIN!