Cover's of the song Big Yellow Taxi (Pave Paradise Put Up a Parking Lot)
You thought it was that good of a song?

Skatchkins wrote:Cover's of the song Big Yellow Taxi (Pave Paradise Put Up a Parking Lot)
You thought it was that good of a song?

You mean Counting Crows didn't write that? :)

alanzona wrote:You mean Counting Crows didn't write that? :)

And 96.9 still loves CC's version. It makes it more upsetting that it's become cataloged as one of our "top hits," so it'll be played as an "oldie" for future gens to riddle. Dam you Duritz

Skatchkins wrote:And 96.9 still loves CC's version. It makes it more upsetting that it's become cataloged as one of our "top hits," so it'll be played as an "oldie" for future gens to riddle. Dam you Duritz

Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got ‘til it's gone?

Someone (k)hanged my user title.

When you let pedestrians cross in front of you but they cross at longest angle possible as slowly as they can instead of straight across.

With your wheels out that far isn't hard on your ball joints?

defibvt wrote:With your wheels out that far isn't hard on your ball joints?

Thats how they roll on the west side.

The 20 questions you get from gas pumps these days.

1. Hi, how are you today? Yes/No
2. Debit? Yes/No
3. Credit? Yes/No
4. What is your zip code?
5. Do you want a car wash? Yes/No
6. You want me jerk you off? Yes/No
7. Do you have a rewards card? Yes/No
8. Would you like a rewards card? Yes/No
9. Sure you don't want me jerk you off? Yes/No
10. Would you like me to stop asking questions and let you fill up with gas? Yes/No
11. Would you like a receipt? Yes/No
12. Time out. Please swipe card again.
13. Car wash? Yes/No
14. What did you want again? Yes/No
15. Please enter last 4 digits from your card.
16. And your zip code.
17. Select fuel type.
18. Receipt? Yes/No
19. Coffee? Yes/No
20. Did you enjoy all of my questions? Yes/No

You want me fluff pillow?

People that only use free services and then complain about stores going under.

"Can I drop off all my prepaid packages here? The place down the street I always used to drop off at closed down. That really sucks, I hope you don't."

When you have slurred speech but can not pronounced words to decribe speech. Arghhhhh!!! But I am getting better :)

defibvt wrote:When you have slurred speech but can not pronounced words to decribe speech. Arghhhhh!!! But I am getting better :)

i remeber this when i had my bells palsey. until i started to recover and the muscles work again on the left side of my face speech and eating were rough. had to drink from a straw for 2 months. it is unreal how many muscles we use to talk and eat and if you only have half of them working it makes for challenges.

defibvt wrote:When you have slurred speech but can not pronounced words to decribe speech. Arghhhhh!!! But I am getting better :)

Im sorry but this made me snicker. One of the kids I knew in High School had a lisp and could not say lisp because he had one. Pissed him off to no end. Glad you are getting better.

It was meant for a laugh Bob. No need to apologize.

Why do co-workers feel the need to tell me about their breastfeeding issues? Im all for breastfeeding but do not need to know about how much you produce, latching, and how your kid is "sucking you thin" (BTW hes not doing a great job... just saying).

fatbob309 wrote:Why do co-workers feel the need to tell me about their breastfeeding issues

everyone knows you are a breast man... Be glad you aren't an ass man.... Just saying it could be worse.

fatbob309 wrote:Why do co-workers feel the need to tell me about their breastfeeding issues? Im all for breastfeeding but do not need to know about how much you produce, latching, and how your kid is "sucking you thin" (BTW hes not doing a great job... just saying).

chime in with the special nipple cream and remind them that once babies get teeth they like to bite and chew

I call up large company, “Can you email me your logo for these large posters I am printing for you?
“Sure no problem.”
They sends a word document with tiny 1” logo inserted