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True Confessions...
#101
I like to watch older Science Fiction movies to see what they thought cars would look like and which ones are.
#102
My mom's husband seriously believes that the phone company has "problems" from time to time. He's swore on two occasions that I've been around that the phone company keeps redirecting him to another number or that our shop office phone is broken when he tries to call. I looked at his phone and 6 times in a row he actually just dialed 5 different wrong numbers even though he can say the number out loud.
He just called a wrong number 5 times in a row getting the same lady every time and explained to her that the phone lines must be broken today.
#103
maybe hes got the number version of dyslexia

think its called dyscalculia?
#104
Big guy = fat fingers. :P
#105
If I knew my mission would I be where I am? I have no clue what my mission is and I should... shouldn't I?
#106
fatbob309 wrote:If I knew my mission would I be where I am? I have no clue what my mission is and I should... shouldn't I?


If we are supposed to know, I think I'm in trouble.
#107
Our is to be ready when called and to continually prepare.

No, you shouldn't know it by know and if you've been sent into it already, then you would know it.

Plus, there is the kinda corny, but true, perspective of: bloom where you are planted.
#108
I don't tell the hamburger people I don't want pickles on my burger or ask for extra chocolate on my Sonic Blast because I don't want to be a hassle.
#109
I catch myself quite frequently making fun of people I see talking to themselves. I do this out loud.
#110
Normally, to get my pants on I put my right leg in first and then the left... every now and again when getting ready in the morning, I put my left leg in first. It doesn't feel right so I do it again the right way... with the right leg first.:red|
#111
YellowSub wrote:Normally, to get my pants on I put my right leg in first and then the left... every now and again when getting ready in the morning, I put my left leg in first. It doesn't feel right so I do it again the right way... with the right leg first.:red|


That's a good one.
I feel weird when I put the wrong sock first
#112
When I was little I told myself NERD stood for

N
ever
Ending
Radical
Dude
#113
I have a live Sarah McLachlen CD. It was not a gift.
#114
I have a dance mix release of Sara McLachen songs. It too was not a gift.
#115
I dont know who sarah mclachen is
#116
I just booked an extra tent spot after reading about your cd's....8|
#117
offroadaz wrote:I dont know who sarah mclachen is


I'm calling BS. I know you don't get out much, but you know Sarah.

Are the camp sites one person or two?
#118
alanzona wrote:
Are the camp sites one person or two?



Nice... a fat joke... :eyeroll:























:)=)
#119
Don't Touch Me!
#120
Seriously, all fat and homo jokes aside :)=) do the camp sites fit one tent or two? If two, then I'll split the camp site cost with Chris and both pitch tents. If only one tent per site, then I need to reserve my own.