I really think the lady from another team is psycho

She sits across the room from me and just gives off an odd vibe

She was on a video conferencing call today, they people on the other end couldnt see her, so she commenced to yelling at her monitor saying "can you see me now?!"

Im not sure why talking louder helps with visuals....

The other day I walked by and she was doing the whole monk chant thing going "ooohmmmm" thing with her fingers crossed

In Jr High I found a briefcase in the road. I used it instead of a backpack for a while at school.

My neighbor probably thinks there are two people working on my vehicle when I'm out there wrenching alone because I talk to myself constantly during. "Why'd you put that there? You know you'll lose it." "Are you going to tighten that now or later?" "You're an idiot, I thought I told you to tighten that first." "What do you think, 11mm or 12?" etc etc.

strange, I was recently in the garage and for some reason was compelled to yell out:

"I'm not gonna loose it!"
"I'll tighten it when I want!"
"I'm going to tighten it first now."
"Definitely 13mm"
"etc!"

When looking through koh pics I sometime make race car noises in my head

I think 4599 sounds faster than 4511.

Showboat wrote:I think 4599 sounds faster than 4511.

I think we'll just have to find out. ;-)

Noel was gone the other night and so I figured I'd cook for myself and make pancakes for supper.
Thought they looked a little different than usual. Not until eating them did I realize she moved the pancake mix jar and I had used the flour jar. I ended up eating the chewy flourcakes because butter and syrup.

I wish my fingernails grew faster so I could bite them off more often.

Skatchkins wrote:Noel was gone the other night and so I figured I'd cook for myself and make pancakes for supper.
Thought they looked a little different than usual. Not until eating them did I realize she moved the pancake mix jar and I had used the flour jar. I ended up eating the chewy flourcakes because butter and syrup.

LOL this is good.

Showboat wrote:I think 4599 sounds faster than 4511.

It does sound faster... but I think 4511 sounds like it will go further. ;-)

Great to see you out at the race, Geoff. Looking forward to next time.

My boxers must always match my shirt and my belt always matches my shoes.
Given the chance, I'd match the color hangers in the closet to the color of the shirt hanging on them.

I sort my shirts in the closet by how much I like them instead of color or style.

i dont sort my shirts, boxers or any clothes

I used to match my socks to my shirt. I learned it from watching silver spoons.

I do not understand social interaction. At a party. Why are these people asking me questions like what do I do? Why would they want to know? Why is that fun for them? Is everyone faking interest? Is that the fun part? This is just tiring. They found me in the corner and that makes them try to engage more

Duck. Now they passed out talent show cards to perform.
Ah my phone doesn't know the f word yet. Please hold...

Let me know next time. I could be your designated social interactor.

I believe that there is a special gene that one needs to be have chit chat a social interaction. I, for one, do not have that gene. My theory, say whats on your mind and gtfo. Alan, on the other hand, has the gene infact I believe he has created a whole new DNA sequence that is only unique to hime

Truth. I energizes me... oh, and Michael - some people ask you what you do so they can start talking about themselves, but some people (God knows why) actually find you mildly interesting and are simply trying to get to know you better. Work or hobby is a safe place to start instead of jumping into the "what is your stance on the size of Alan's penis", which is basically where every conversation ends anyway.