YellowSub wrote:I fart loudly in deaf patients rooms.

Probably one of the best confessions I"v ever read

YellowSub wrote:I fart loudly in deaf patients rooms.

you know their other senses are hightened right? they're like super people. whoever it is probably spidey-sensed it.

True story: Years ago when I was a Certifed Nursing Assistant I went into a patient's room to fill a water pitcher. It was at night and the patient was sleeping so I let an SBD go. The LPN, who I could not stand whatsoever, said it is time to do rounds. So we went and turned patients and when she went to into the room I let the SBD go she, "Well, I guess we have whole bed to change." I played along and went and got all the linens we needed. When we turned the patient to clean him up she found him to be clean as a whistle. I think I have laughing about that instance for years.

defibvt wrote:True story: Years ago when I was a Certifed Nursing Assistant I went into a patient's room to fill a water pitcher. It was at night and the patient was sleeping so I let an SBD go. The LPN, who I could not stand whatsoever, said it is time to do rounds. So we went and turned patients and when she went to into the room I let the SBD go she, "Well, I guess we have whole bed to change." I played along and went and got all the linens we needed. When we turned the patient to clean him up she found him to be clean as a whistle. I think I have laughing about that instance for years.

Haha that's great! *Two thumbs up*

I didn't know what a honey hole was until I met Michael

The carpenters on my job site are using a chain saw...
Want to take it away & act out the chain saw solo from Jackle's lumber jacker.

When someone asks me where the Peoria Post Office is on, I can't remember because I get the streets Sack and Wacker mixed up in my head.

***EDIT*** and, once again.. I fail and clicked the wrong thread. lol I confess that I spend much more time then needed when taking a dump due to the fact that I must progress on Angry Birds. :)

I like to spend too much of my free time looking at modified Jeeps that are for sale for the sole purpose of finding fallacies in their list of parts.

Ex: Here..."ARB front bumper"....silly people :rolleyes:

When people have their kid as their facebook post pic I process their updates in the kid's voice.

Skatchkins wrote:When people have their kid as their facebook post pic I process their updates in the kid's voice.

I currently have a photo of Marcia, Evan, and myself. Do you process my updates in a group voice?

It's more of a harmony sing along

sometimes I look at pictures of people I knew from highschool on facebook and think "wow what happened? you got really ugly!"

Gross warning...
Last night I saw a roach at home along the baseboard on the carpet. I got my sandal and whopped him with the side of it.
It exploded like a water balloon and juice went everywhere and on my chest and face. Brown-black spots of goo the size of dippin' dots and peas were all over me. I had to completely disconnect my brain as if it didn't happen to be able to face and clean up the aftermath.

A couple days ago we had a HUGE beetle in our pool. It was at least 3 inches long. I netted it and flipped it over the back fence into the middle of my neighbor's pool. haha.

On a monthly conference call I have to join, they usually do a 20-30 minute speech/announcement followed by an "interactive Q&A session". I like to pretend it's T&A instead.

K7VZ wrote:A couple days ago we had a HUGE beetle in our pool. It was at least 3 inches long. I netted it and flipped it over the back fence into the middle of my neighbor's pool. haha.

That was you!?!

I miss having a Jeep. If I wasnt so poor and out of space I would have purchased one this weekend. Found two that I liked. Simple CJ7 with a 350 and the YJ that Rich is selling. Even thought about trying to trade my truck.
I just need to finish the old Ford then look at another Jeep.

sometimes when making tea I think to myself "Tea, Earl Grey, Hot" because that's how captain Picard from Star Trek always ordered it

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When it rains here while I am driving on surface streets (without reflectors), I can maybe see the painted road lane markers 10% of the time. Other than that, it all looks like black glass to me and hopefully I am behind someone and I can just follow their tail lights.