I rear-ended a car this morning on my way to Church. I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day! The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't you know it! He was a DWARF!!

He looked up at me and said, "I am NOT Happy!"

So I said, "Well, then, which one ARE you?"

And that's how the fight started.

Good stuff

I cant stop laughting, that is great. Thanks for sharing that Bob

hah I saw the google bots reading through this one, still made me laugh even a year later :)g)