Hokay, simple game, simple rules:
1. Post a True comment about yourself
2. Post an Untrue comment about yourself
The one who gets the correct answer, or the one who gets bored waiting for slow posters, is next up.
I'll go first:
Hello my name is Michael and I have a birthmark shaped like China with all the cities mapped out as moles on my thigh.
Hello my name is Michael and I used to eat paint chips as a kid.