Another favorite, spoken by one of the show attendents while we were driving through and I was caboose:
Hey you, stop.
Yes?
You can't park over there.
Um...yeahh...I'm part of that club.
No. You're an import. You can't park with them.
Hmm...You're going to need to go find a better answer then get back to me.
Um hold on. Oh, okay, there's a spot next to them. Go ahead.