I made him admit it was okay to sleep with a dog?
"hey. A man's got to do what a man's got to do and a dog humping a leg is powerful mojo indeed, my friend. "

http://www.higherground4x4.com/forums/showthread.php?2497-its-been-awhile-Do-animals-have-rights

whats your favorite alan quote?

alanzona wrote: I stand in line for hotdogs and wipe side to side just like everybody else

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..fell off a cliff

alanzona wrote:I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

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alanzona wrote:HARRRRRRRRRRRR

I don't think I said that. ;-)

alanzona wrote:I don't quite remember saying that.

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Fair enough.