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India part 1
#1
Made it to London. Snuck out of the airport for a few hours. Took the wrong train and got lost. All good its an adventure and I aim to have one. Only down side is I lost an hour so I didnt get to see much of anything. People are awesome but give me a wide burth. :)
#2
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#3
Have fun Bob. You by yourself or with some one?
#4
Have fun Bob!!
#5
So cool!
#6
Made it to India. Its hot and dirty. People are all over and its crazy. My beard is about 3 feet wide with the humidity. I wish I hade a full race buggy to ride in... I keep thinking Im about to die on the roads. If they have a stop light they dont know how to use them.

Odd thing of the day. Goats on the hill just outside of the office Im in.
#7
My brother flies to India on Tuesday for Wells Fargo. He goes 3 times a year and stays for 30+ days. He has some horror stories. Watch out for people just dropping pants and doing a #2 behind buildings. Its very common to see guys just whizzing on trees right outside your building. Its crazy there! Lol

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#8
God bless America
#9
Keep the updates coming. I want to hear about all the good food they're serving you.
#10
I want to see little Indian kids touching your beard... don't ask why. I just want to see it.
#11
Went to lunch with the team here... pizza hut. I have never been so sad after pizza. I had a Chatpata Nimboo Pani to drink... it tasted like spice chicken that had been in a blender. Soooo bad.
I have even worse news... I cant find RedBull...

Things that make you go WHAT THE.... Tranny asking for $. The cab driver called it something... when my co worker asked what that ment the driver said "no girl.. no guy.. no good"
#12
LOL. Nice. "no girl... no guy... no good" indeed!
#13
That's funny

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#14
Went out with the boys from the office. They suck as bad as me at pool. Seeing lots more people peeing in the street. Not sure if that because of the time I was out or just looking for it more.
They keep telling me "this will be hot to you" I try it and its like a mild salsa. They have some other stuff they want me to try now. The poor guy that I am with cant eat anything here. Its ALL way too hot for him. I had some chicken and rice and it was good. Not hot at all. He could only eat the rice because the chicken was too much for him... wimp. :)

They add water and soda to all the hard drinks.

Its a hard life boys... hard life I tell you.
#15
Im finding out that 30-45 min is 60-90 min at best...
#16
lol on the time stuff, that sounds familiar

find a usb cable yet?
#17
Not yet. Found the pool and that sounded better than the mall.
#18
People around these parts must never see such a great beard. That’s the only reason they could be looking at me… So being over 6’ and 300lbs and looking like Im about to eat them has nothing to do with it. I had a few people sneak pics when they thought I wasn’t looking. Had a group at the mall almost walk into a door they were looking so hard.
I have been going to the hotel gym and the onsite trainer freaks out and hovers around me. I keep telling him “Im good. Light weight…” I don’t think he believes me.
Alan I thought I was going to get the odd pic request of a kid touching my beard… Then they ran and hid.
I will be seeing the sights on sat and sun. Lots of pics and some scaring the locals
#19
First of all, that is awesome! Second of all, there's nothing weird about an overwhelming desire to want to touch your beard. Actually, its quite natural.
#20
Lunch at the Peeking Tom for "smile hour"... You can come up with your own thoughts on that.