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The end is near!
#1
So, who's on board with this? Is Judgement Day on May 21, 2011? Just in case, I'm going to postpone my credit card and mortgage payments until May 22nd.

http://www.npr.org/2011/05/07/136053462/is-the-end-nigh-well-know-soon-enough

#2
LOL


That is all.
#3
yah the guy that is pimping that was wrong already once before. He rented out a big stadium back in the 80's for his sheeple and they waited patiently. Then at midnight nothing happened. He chalked it up to a mathematical error and is convinced hes right this time
#4
Well, I know I'm not going to heaven.

If I truly thought that the end was near, I'd go borrow a $1M bucks, jet off to Texas, spend a week in the worlds best strip bar, find my ex-business partner and ass-rape him with a cactus, then spend the rest of the time watching reruns of Ninja Warrior and stupid Japanese Game shows.



#5
X2 on the Japanese game shows
Used to love watching Most Extreme Elimination Challenge on Spike

My bible says good luck planning the last day

For you know quite well that the day of the Lord's return will come unexpectedly, like a thief in the night.
1 Thessalonians 5:2


But the day of the Lord will come as unexpectedly as a thief. Then the heavens will pass away with a terrible noise, and the very elements themselves will disappear in fire, and the earth and everything on it will be found to deserve judgment.
2 Peter 3:10


If I see Jesus riding around on a cloud that day though, I'll jump on board.
#6
So this is why Chris is leaving his job!

Funny most of the interviews with these people they have no idea if they will be included in the rapture or not, they just kinda hope they will be since they are spreading the news.
#7
tick tock
#8
Quadfire wrote:
Funny most of the interviews with these people they have no idea if they will be included in the rapture or not, they just kinda hope they will be since they are spreading the news.


That's Jehovah Witness level crazy right there.
#9
Deuteronomy 18:20-22 (New International Version)

20 But a prophet who presumes to speak in my name anything I have not commanded, or a prophet who speaks in the name of other gods, is to be put to death.”

21 You may say to yourselves, “How can we know when a message has not been spoken by the LORD?” 22 If what a prophet proclaims in the name of the LORD does not take place or come true, that is a message the LORD has not spoken. That prophet has spoken presumptuously, so do not be alarmed.


seems to me with his failed prediction in the 80′s this puts him in the false prophet category. Right?
#10
So I run into a guy that was talking this crap. I asked him if he truly believed that the world will be coming to an end. Jokingly he said, "well yes, sorta". So I asked him if he's dead and his whole family is dead come the 22nd, can I have his house and cars. He said, "yeah, if me and my whole family are gone you can have them". I said, wonderful! I will have a legal binding contract to you tomorrow. However, if the prophecy is NOT true, then you'll be homeless and taking the bus to work. Are you comfortable with that? He said no.

Well, for his sake the world better come to an end tomorrow. If not, he's going to look like a pretty big douchebag and his co-workers will not let him hear the end of it! LOL.
#11
2ndchance wrote:So I run into a guy that was talking this crap. I asked him if he truly believed that the world will be coming to an end. Jokingly he said, "well yes, sorta". So I asked him if he's dead and his whole family is dead come the 22nd, can I have his house and cars. He said, "yeah, if me and my whole family are gone you can have them". I said, wonderful! I will have a legal binding contract to you tomorrow. However, if the prophecy is NOT true, then you'll be homeless and taking the bus to work. Are you comfortable with that? He said no.

Well, for his sake the world better come to an end tomorrow. If not, he's going to look like a pretty big douchebag and his co-workers will not let him hear the end of it! LOL.


hah. I saw an ad online for post rapture pet care. They were saying they would care for your cat/dog once youre gone. I wonder how many people paid the sign up fee for that
#12
offroadaz wrote:seems to me with his failed prediction in the 80′s this puts him in the false prophet category. Right?


Bingo Chris.
That's funny about the pets.
#13
ok i am getting ready for raputure been watching blondies video and can't wait for her nation wide concert... what?? wrong rapture? nevermind

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#14
more music for Russ to dance to

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#15
So I heard that the time is 6pm tomorrow. It going to hit at 6pm wherever your are! I guess doom and gloom is going to roll in starting with New Zealand and make its way around the world! I wonder if they are going to track it on radar, like they do with Santa Clause on Christmas Eve.
#16
2ndchance wrote:So I heard that the time is 6pm tomorrow. It going to hit at 6pm wherever your are! I guess doom and gloom is going to roll in starting with New Zealand and make its way around the world! I wonder if they are going to track it on radar, like they do with Santa Clause on Christmas Eve.


Its actually 6pm on the international date line, which would be 11pm tonight!

The end of the world will be at exactly 6 p.m. on May 21, 2011, says Camping, who along with his organization, Family Radio, are behind those billboards across the country forecasting the Rapture this Saturday. The Rapture, the Last Days, Armageddon and the Final Days of Judgment are all interchangeable. It's when God will destroy the Earth to show his love for humanity.

Is that Eastern Standard or Pacific Standard Time?

Neither, says Camping, whom I interviewed recently for my online news show TYT Now. The Rapture is at 6 p.m. on May 21, 2011, where ever it's 6 p.m. first, with the "fantastically big" world-ending event taking place on a time zone by time zone basis.

That means we can expect the Rapture to start when it hits 6 p.m. at the International Dateline at 180 Longitude -- roughly the between Pago Pago, American Samoa, and Nuku'alofa, Tonga. We'll know it's Judgment Day because there will be an earthquake of previously unprecedented magnitude, Camping predicts.

So, according to these calculations, the Rapture will actually begin like a rolling brown out across the globe at 11 p.m. PST on Friday, May 20th.http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2011/05/the-rapture-is-not-saturday-its-tonight/239177/


watched fox news 10 this morning. Corey had his weather forecast only until Saturday with a line saying future forecast unavailable due to end of world lol
#17
hah an earthquake just hit on the international date line


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#18
did the raptor happen?


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#19
It must've. The promoted FamilyRadio site is down

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#20
Im still hear. Geuss the old man was wrong again.