I should probably see a real doctor but maybe one of you can tell me, does this look like cancer?

hmm.. I would say you should probably get that big white spot checked out, can't be healthy.

this post is appropriately titled

"short"

I found a better picture. It's not always as easy to catch. Here it is popped out

I can't even eat now.. I will forever have an image of Chris in Mikes pants.