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A Tale of 3 Printers
#1
The names are changed to protect the innocent :)
Printer 1, 2, & 3 are still somehow in business but are not without their problems, mainly broken machines with no funds to remedy. They all reside within a mile of each other.

P1's reg printer is broken, sends small jobs semi-daily to P2.
P2's good printer is broken, sends large jobs to P3 and some to P1.
P2's bad printer is crippled and only accepts 25 pages at a time, sometimes smears and won't doubleside.
P3's poster printer is broken, sends poster jobs to P2.
P1 does not have poster printer, sends to P2.
P3 does not have a cutter, has P2 cut for him.
P2's folder is broken, sends foldwork to P1
They all send larger jobs out to CA
P1 can do one and two color jobs
P2 can laminate
P3 can screen print
P1 drives a Jeep and is bald
P2 hasn't been paid in a month and uses Herbal Essence shamp/cond
Both are calling P2 right now as he types this.
#2
i know who all 3 are
#3
I'm pretty sure I know P2.
#4
C1 just helped P2 set up his new wireless router.
P2 says thank you.