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A baby was born, only a head. No body.... So this baby is 4 years old now and he asks his mother if he's ever gonna have a body. His mom suggested that he pray for a body, and sure enough...the next morning he wakes up with a new torso.

So the next night before bed he dicides he'll pray for some arms, and sure enough...wakes up the next day with 2 new arms.

Hoping that he's not asking for too much, he prays for legs before bed the next night and sure enough...by dawn he has a new set of legs.
Excited...he begs his mother to go outside so he can play with the kids he hears outside his window every day. She agrees, and off he goes.

He hasn't any developed motor skills obviously...so he missed the ball that was thrown his direction. He ran out in the street to get it and a car runs him over and he dies....

Moral of the story ?

Wait for it...
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Quit while you're a head!
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