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Married men I blame you!
#1
I have been hanging out with all of you too much and as a result I must have lost my nuts… Why you ask? Let me tell you…
Not long ago I would have had no problem walking up to a girl and asking her out on a date. It wouldn’t matter if I had known her a long time or had just introduced myself that night. I’m Bob. What’s the worst that could happen? They say no I move on…
So last night I figure I will ask this girl out (Phantom of the opera)… I see her off in the distance and wait till she is free… then I ran away.
Yep… I ran away. I psyched myself out and couldn’t even say hi to her... WTW???? That is not a Bob approved move nor is it something that I have done before. I am not happy about this and I blame the married guys.

I need to man up!
#2
Not one of us got married by running away from girls.
#3
K7AZV wrote:Not one of us got married by running away from girls.


Fine... Can I pin it on Obama?
#4
Bob, grow a pair. Go ask 'em out. Sheesh. And V is right. I didn't get married by running away from girls. I sought them out, followed them, matched there every move. I have the restraing orders to prove it. Ok, Ok TMI.
#5
defibvt wrote:Bob, grow a pair. Go ask 'em out. Sheesh. And V is right. I didn't get married by running away from girls. I sought them out, followed them, matched there every move. I have the restraing orders to prove it. Ok, Ok TMI.


Thats the problem... I had a pair not that long ago. They clanked when I walked... Im not sure what happened to them...
#6
fatbob309 wrote:Thats the problem... I had a pair not that long ago. They clanked when I walked... Im not sure what happened to them...


I tried to warn you about those mastercraft seats. You have to be careful getting in and out of the Jeep.

I'm obviously biased, but Jonathan has only gotten better being married. Now he's out shooting guns, crawling up waterfalls, and going barefoot when cooking in the kitchen.
#7
Skatchkins wrote:I tried to warn you about those mastercraft seats. You have to be careful getting in and out of the Jeep.



So true.
#8
Yup chased mine too! countless drives to Vegas and back before she moved here :)g)
#9
hah x3 or 4 whatever number were on :)

One of the things Megan said she liked was that I pursued her and asked her out
#10
Skatchkins wrote:I'm obviously biased, but Jonathan has only gotten better being married. Now he's out shooting guns, crawling up waterfalls, and going barefoot when cooking in the kitchen.


:cool) I love that he gets so excited about caving and offroading, too!
#11
X4 or five. I flew out to STL twice a month, she did too, for a YEAR and then got tired of that. So I drove thier, packed her stuff( not BS-ing, I accually had to do it for her, you can ask her) and drove back. Hoping a prayig everything would turn out ok. And look it did, her parents followed and now we are MARRIED... Best of luck. there are thousands of fish in the sea my friend.....
#12
I think most of you proved my point... When did you do all this stuff for your now wife??? Yeah back when you had a set.:)=)

I still blame hanging out with you guys...
#13
All right, according to Bob's above statement. We have a pair. Therefore, we now have free reign to chose his wimmin's. My radar is now on.
#14
Game on. I know he likes greaser chicks. I vote we all look for women Bob should date, take cell phone pics, and post for Bob's review.
#15
alanzona wrote:Game on. I know he likes greaser chicks. I vote we all look for women Bob should date, take cell phone pics, and post for Bob's review.


I can see it now... "But love, I was looking for Bob!"
#16
I think you should blame Nancy Pelosi. Any guy that looks at her and doesn't run screaming has more issues than you are dealing with right now.
#17
alanzona wrote:Game on. I know he likes greaser chicks. I vote we all look for women Bob should date, take cell phone pics, and post for Bob's review.


That means I need a new phone, mine dont take pics.mmmmmmm Honey can I buy a new phone:lol::lol::lol:
#18
Let me run to the ED tonite and get some sure winners.
#19
I sacked up... It ended up being a no... I asked and thats all that matters.
#20
fatbob309 wrote:I sacked up... It ended up being a no... I asked and thats all that matters.


Umm, no means yes. }:)