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My God Your Fat!!!!
#1
"You need to lose some weight! What are you going to do about it?"


That was from the customer when I walked up and said "Hi Im Bob how can I help you?"

My response: Not a thing. You need a shave. What do you plan to do about it?

Customer: Im sorry Im just looking out for your health.
Me: Don't. Me and my fat have an long relationship.
#2
Wow I was thinking the opposite of that at church Sun.
You looked great in your Risk T.

Of course I got "Wow, are you like, in a band?" the other day.
#3
That is just wrong. I have herd WOW how much have you had to drink. :O
#4
skatchkins wrote:Wow I was thinking the opposite of that at church Sun.
You looked great in your Risk T.


:red|


skatchkins wrote:Of course I got "Wow, are you like, in a band?" the other day.


Way cool.
#5
fatbob309 wrote:
Way cool.


She wasn't someone I'd let play my instrument
#6
skatchkins wrote:She wasn't someone I'd let play my instrument


I didn't know you played an instrument.

Oh did you mean something else? 8|
#7
skatchkins wrote:Wow I was thinking the opposite of that at church Sun.
You looked great in your Risk T.

Of course I got "Wow, are you like, in a band?" the other day.


hah I remember that
#8
I think Michael plays a lot of solo strumming. lol
#9
Oh Bob, you are so much nicer than I am bro. It really would've been my last day at Wells if that had been me. :lol:
#10
Wow Bob you are a nice guy, of course I don't know where you work either and what the other guy looked like? I'm sure you coulda took him.