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FACT!!!
1.If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

2.There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

3.Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

4.Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

5.Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

6.Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

7.Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

8.Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

But if Chuck Norris tried to Roundhouse Kick Rambo, Rambo would break his leg and then gut him with is knife.

I dont think Rambo would stand a chance.

BTW

What does the boogie man do before he goes to bed?

He looks under his bed for Chuck Norris

Rambo never gets old. He just keeps killing people

Chuck Norris got old and turned in to Walker Texas Ranger. NUFF SAID. :D

Rambo got beat up by Mr T........NUFF SAID :O

rambo would shoot chuck in the leg with his bow and arrow, then while chuck was hobbling around he would come up and rip his throat out

nate wrote:Rambo got beat up by Mr T........NUFF SAID :O

We aren't talking about Rocky. Rocky was a pussy. Rambo is the baddest mofo on the planet. They were going to cast Rambo into Predator and Alien, but then they realized they couldn't use him because the movie would be over in 5 minutes if Rambo only had to kill one person.

Rambo is Gay and likes botox........

nate wrote:Rambo is Gay and likes botox........

chuck doesnt do anything but campaign for loser candidates and sell home gym products on infomercials

Still gotta put my money on Chuck.

Sly was only acting, Chuck can back it up off the stage.

At one point they had shown that there was no one even in the weight class above him that could beat him in martial arts. Keep in mind in the movies Sly looks big, but in reality his is no taller then chuck.

Also, keep in mind..

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

has chuck ever ripped someones throat out with his bare hands? Rambo has.

Blah blah blah with all of the Chucky isms. On the rare occasion when Rambo allowed himself to be captured. He was beaten, electricuted, cut, burned, etc.....and still broke out and killed all of'em. I've never seen the entire us military searching and failing to capture Chuck Norris.

Um... the entire US Military knows better. :)=)

(and when were are done with this thread, can we start a "Star Wars vs. Star Trek" thread, or a "Rush vs. Yes" thread, or a "Mac vs. PC" thead and just totally decend into Dork Hell? : )

by the way, the correct answers are "Star Wars", "Yes", and "Mac".

alanzona wrote:Um... the entire US Military knows better. :)=)

(and when were are done with this thread, can we start a "Star Wars vs. Star Trek" thread, or a "Rush vs. Yes" thread, or a "Mac vs. PC" thead and just totally decend into Dork Hell? : )

by the way, the correct answers are "Star Wars", "Yes", and "Mac".

Because Chuck Norris is so insignificant they wouldn't waste their time. When they heard that Rambo was on the loose they knew that if he wanted to he could kill every single person in the US with his bow and arrow and bare hands. :D

Um, and me showing up here has brought you completely out of Dork hell Alan. :)=) The Chuck vs. Rambo topic needed to be discussed. I'm tired of going thru this with Ryan. :))

chuck norris got his strength from a Total Gym

Rambo got his by beating bad guys with their own limbs.

Dozzer wrote:Rambo was on the loose they knew that if he wanted to he could kill every single person in the US with his bow and arrow and bare hands. :D

LOL thanks, Jack. Needed the laugh... just got a mental image of Rambo with a map planning his next "run"...

What about Missing in action? He took out everyone.

And I liked Rambo more when he was call GI JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!