The other night I had a strange dream. Not as strange as the man made out of hot sauce, but strange none the less.
I wandered into the laundry room and found that the dryer was running. I thought to myself, that there must be clothes in it that need to be taken out.
I opened the dryer, but to my surprise the dryer did not turn off when the door was opened. "Strange!" - I said to myself.
After leaning over farther I peered into the dryer and saw that there were no clothes in it at all. I watched for a moment as the dryer turned round and round making that odd dryer sound.
I thought to myself, "Of course! It must be a magic dryer. You have to stop it with your hands for the clothes to appear!"
Reaching into the dryer I grabbed the top and bottom of the tumblers and stopped it. The dryer turned off and my clothes suddenly appeared nice and warm.
I woke up that morning, thinking to myself about my dream. Just for fun, I went to the laundry room to see if I really did have a magic dryer.
I entered the room and saw the dryer was already off. "Rats! This wasn't how my dream was" I thought.
I carefully opened the dryer door, hoping that somehow my dream was true and I had the worlds only Magic Dryer.
To my surprise, lying there on top of a sock that had no match, were two, green, crisp one hundred dollar bills!
While having a dryer that makes my clothes magically appear is cool, I think Ill settle for one that pays me $200 every time I open the door.