I had been re-reading some old posts and laughed again about the poopin stories that floated around a short time ago and then had to get back to doing real work....still chuckling.....
But, then had to head off to the tiled room...
So, I end up sitting here in the bathroom, trying to squeeze out something that, from the smell of the coming attractions has long since died and it is obviously far to large for the orifice being utilized at this moment…this brings to mind the old saying of "sucking a bowling ball thru a garden hose….but I digress. At this moment there is not a lot to occupy my time except imagining the damage this will cause and knowing that no amount of plumbers caulk is gonna fix this issue, I let my mind wander off to distant places and it settles in on superheros….Ok, no telling how we made that jump but it was either get my mind off the present situation or cry…..anyway, stick with me here, from superheros my mind ran the full gambit, looking for anything to get my mind going and *DING*, we land on the six million dollar man, but no, just the Bionic portion, well, knowing it is gonna take a miracle to fix the damage in progress, it seems easy to understand how I landed at a Bionic Butthole and off we go, spiriling down to the depths, how low can we get……Superheros…..Bionics…..Bionic Butthole man…..No, that’s really stupid…….The Incredible Bionic Spincter Man!!!!!!! Lovingly referred to as BS Man~!~~!.....OK, so I have hit the bottom!