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Work Related Poop
#1
My designer/sign guy just bounced.
Plus some company is trying to sue me (an employee) for a bill the old owner didn't pay
#2
skatchkins wrote:My designer/sign guy just bounced.
Plus some company is trying to sue me (an employee) for a bill the old owner didn't pay


wha? why did he leave?
#3
Well that sucks. What are you going to do about the old bill?
#4
Tried a power play with the big boss over the phone and when it didn't work...He packed it up.
#5
fatbob309 wrote:Well that sucks. What are you going to do about the old bill?


The big boss is counter suing for harassment since there is no legal precident for the suing of an employee over an past owner's decision.
#6
skatchkins wrote:Tried a power play with the big boss over the phone and when it didn't work...He packed it up.


that stinks, he seemed pretty good too

ill work on fridays for $15 an hour, tell your boss im proficient in mspaint :)g)
#7
I need you to post your best MS paint artwork in this thread and then we'll see.
#8
i can draw scissors...
#9
haa
#10
LOL
I can search for images on google, that's like being able to draw
(sorry to hear of the bad news skatch)
#11
skatchkins wrote:I need you to post your best MS paint artwork in this thread and then we'll see.


here ya go
#12
Now what brand is it for? Do you have catchy slogan perchance?
#13
skatchkins wrote:Now what brand is it for? Do you have catchy slogan perchance?




Cha Cha Cha Chi
#14
skatchkins wrote:Now what brand is it for? Do you have catchy slogan perchance?


Yep, thats the Box Monster name Tober. Designed him for a client that needed someone to blame their missing files on. We brainstormed on the idea and worked with several groups before coming up with the monster. He hides in used boxes at night and then sneaks out and steals your paperwork and files. Tober uses the papers for a quantum flux device he is building in the basement. He hopes that once the device is completed he can call back to his home world Zork and bring the rest of the invading army to earth.

To prevent this from happening we placed "Wanted" posters of Tober all over the office. Theres a reward of $500 for information leading to his capture
#15
I'm sorry. It's seems you are over qualified for this position. Thank you for your application and time.
#16
Sorry you lost Joseph. Is he going to hire someone else or are you going to be stuck with the work?
#17
fatbob309 wrote:i can draw scissors...


LOL That's funny.

I wonder if we start calling someone a "scirssors drawing", and only we know what that means, does that count as a bad thing? }:)

Sucks about your sign/design guy, Mike. You want me to whack 'em?
#18
offroadaz wrote:Yep, thats the Box Monster name Tober. Designed him for a client that needed someone to blame their missing files on. We brainstormed on the idea and worked with several groups before coming up with the monster. He hides in used boxes at night and then sneaks out and steals your paperwork and files. Tober uses the papers for a quantum flux device he is building in the basement. He hopes that once the device is completed he can call back to his home world Zork and bring the rest of the invading army to earth.

To prevent this from happening we placed "Wanted" posters of Tober all over the office. Theres a reward of $500 for information leading to his capture


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What time does the bar open where you work?

Have they considered ventilations fans, maybe, to clear the fumes?