fatbob309 wrote:Had the worst joke ever pulled on me this morning.
Got a call from a number I didn’t know. Its officer Epps from Tempe Police. Officer Epps was calling to let me know that since my case was a “priority 1” they did the inspection and were calling me with the findings. Seems that the Vin number on the tub belongs to a “stolen vehicle from Wisconsin and its an ongoing investigation” Officer Epps went on to say “Because of our findings the vehicle will remain with police dept till the rightful owner can be found. Any and all parts of the vehicle are now evidence and will stay with the vehicle.”
It this point I am almost in tears. All I can get out is “What? Really? Are you sure? What happens now?”
Officer Epps “If you have any questions you can come down to the Tempe substation and get info on what you can do. Thanks.”
And he hung up…

My friend Ray calls me about 60 seconds later and as soon as I see the number I know it was a joke. I called him a few choice words as Officer Epps laughs in the background. Travis, my friend from DPS did a great job as Officer Epps and almost made me cry.

Worst joke ever!!!!

LOL :clap:

WOW
I feel for ya Bob...
I personaly would send over the homies with blow torch & plyers.

Although I'll say that is quite funny.

We have a white board where the security guards and us write goofy stuff on all the time. Katie just came in and wrote, "We've heard the expression when pigs fly. Well, people now fear swine flu."

Just got off the phone with the real Tempe Police.
I may get the Jeep back Wed or Thurs. The Detective in charge of the investigation asked me a few questions and let me know that he will look at it as soon as the police report comes out. There shouldn’t be any problems.

...Just got back from an HOA meeting...

WOW
60+ home owners and ALL of them ragin mad at the board & management co.

...just got a $25 gift card from the landlord

fatbob309 wrote:It this point I am almost in tears. All I can get out is “What? Really? Are you sure? What happens now?”

What would you say the chances are of a guy like me, getting a guy like you to say, "What? Really?" Go ahead give it to me straight I can take it. What like 1 in a 100?

"I would say more like one in a million."

So you're telling me there's a chance!!

Silversides wrote:What would you say the chances are of a guy like me, getting a guy like you to say, "What? Really?" Go ahead give it to me straight I can take it. What like 1 in a 100?

"I would say more like one in a million."

So you're telling me there's a chance!!

Yeah... You would have had me.:)=)

...was out on the floor and over heard 2 ladies talking. First lady, "My sister is thinking about moving to AZ from Indiana." Second lady, "Indiana? Like Indiana Jones Indiana???"

I know where Indiana is, so the question of the day is What is Indiana Jones Indiana?

Just got done talking to the detective in charge of my case. Gave him a copy of my old title and a cd filled with pics of the build. I should know more in a day or two…

...just watched a Jeep with 4 guys in it pull up to the Yellowsub. Two got out and gave it the ol walkaround, They were quite impressed.

She's getting lots o' lovin at your shop :)g)

YellowSub wrote:She's getting lots o' lovin at your shop :)g)

Why you got the Yellow Sub at your shop Mikey? You havin the solid axle put in the front of the X? :clap:

Rules are rules and "Swtich" was called.

Skatchkins wrote:Rules are rules and "Swtich" was called.

hopefully that doesnt apply to marriage duties

offroadaz wrote:hopefully that doesnt apply to marriage duties

That only happened in Alan's home town. :rockon:

Speed dating/family reunion... same thing.

SWITCH!

(Crap, I got stuck with Ryan... how's your wife like her new ride, Jack? Looked good on the shake down run.)

I just entertained myself for several minutes by copying stories that include the phrase "swine flu" and work swapping it with "tofu".

Makes for a fun MadLib feel and lightens the mood of the story. :)=)

Recent Drudge Report Headlines:

World takes drastic steps to contain tofu...
Hits home in USA: Now in 11 states...
UPDATE: France asks EU to suspend flights to Mexico...
WHO: Only 7 tofu DEATHS, not 152...
CDC: 91 confirmed cases in USA...
EGYPT ORDERS CULL OF ALL PIGS...
*FARMERS RIOT...
Mexico visitors head for home...
UK to leaflet every house...
EU Commision expects deaths in Europe...
Phoenix police wearing gear to protect against tofu...
California Marine has tofu; 30 quarantined...

alanzona wrote:I just entertained myself for several minutes by copying stories that include the phrase "swine flu" and work swapping it with "tofu".

Makes for a fun MadLib feel and lightens the mood of the story. :)=)

Recent Drudge Report Headlines:

World takes drastic steps to contain tofu...
Hits home in USA: Now in 11 states...
UPDATE: France asks EU to suspend flights to Mexico...
WHO: Only 7 tofu DEATHS, not 152...
CDC: 91 confirmed cases in USA...
EGYPT ORDERS CULL OF ALL PIGS...
*FARMERS RIOT...
Mexico visitors head for home...
UK to leaflet every house...
EU Commision expects deaths in Europe...
Phoenix police wearing gear to protect against tofu...
California Marine has tofu; 30 quarantined...

Ok, that is worth a good laugh. Oh, I am currently watching my 2 year old sleep. He is the best sleeper.

Just got the call... I get the Jeep back but DMV will not issue a title for it since it has only one VIN number.

Time to go fight some more.