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#2941
scored 4 rims on craigs list $50

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#2942
Gentlemen, I just made a decision.

It's time for Crown and Ginger and the Boondock Saints.

Goodnight. :rockon:
#2943
It looks like my XJ is still out at 4 peaks. Thinking about putting my APRS setup in the car for the trip this weekend.

<script type="text/javascript">
he_track = "K7VZ-9"; // track this callsign
</script> <script type="text/javascript" src=
"http://aprs.fi/js/embed.js">
</script>


Edit: Boo. Embed code isn't working.

http://aprs.fi/?call=K7VZ-9&mt=m&z=11&timerange=345600

Edit 2: Ok, that kind of worked.
#2944
I just bought some donuts at Big Lots and saw The Sience of Sleep in the $3 bargain bin so I totally stole it.
Well. I gave them a few dollars of my money cash.
#2945
arent the donuts at big lots expired
#2946
offroadaz wrote:arent the donuts at big lots expired


I was going to say no, but the box said Feb 11th. Entemans.
#2947
I just did a custome logo for a restaurant and made it in vinyl for the hood of a GMC Kodiak, and two other vehicles, 2 full rocker panel graphics, 2 3x8 banners, 20 4x30 stickers all for one customer. Other stuff this week incl 33 18x24 full color custom memory boards for brain tumor victims, realtor flyer layout and prints for mailing, 3 business card designs, a 24x18 Valentines promo sign, 1100 program booklets, and other various quotes and items.
I'm going camping tonight at the lake
#2948
...Just left for our javelina hunt :)g)
#2949
Just printed off my $25 gift certificate for Baby Kays for tonight. So happy.
#2950
This morning I just realized I had a flat tire.
Yesterday I just washed the X finally after adding to the pre-existing mud at Lake Pleasant this wknd.
#2951
Skatchkins wrote:This morning I just realized I had a flat tire.
Yesterday I just washed the X finally after adding to the pre-existing mud at Lake Pleasant this wknd.


Same tire as before?
#2952
Don't think so. I'm assuming the tricky valve stem was psssssh'ing a little after I aired up yesterday and I didn't hear it. NBD
#2953
...Just got this from my Daughter :)g)

Daddys Dating Rules:

Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you&#8217;d better be delivering a package, because you&#8217;re sure not picking anything up.

Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter&#8217;s body, I will remove them.

Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don&#8217;t take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes to big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.

Rule Four: I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ve been told that in today&#8217;s world, sex without utilizing a &#8220;barrier method&#8221; of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrrier, and I will kill you.

Rule Five: It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is: early.

Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many oppurtunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.

Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don&#8217;t you do something useful, like change the oil in my car?

Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient tamperature is warm enough to introduce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chan saws are okay. Hockey games are okay, old folks homes are better.

Rule Nine: Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.

Rule Ten: Be afraid, be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveways you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camoflouged face at the window is mine.
#2954
I frequently remind my daughters of this song. I tell them to go on a lot of dates. I have a lot of guns. Oh the price I pay to have two teenage daughters in high school.

The Declaration of Independence
Think I could tell you that first sentence
But then I’m lost

I can't begin to count the theories
I've had pounded in my head
That I forgot

I don't remember all that Spanish
Or the Gettysburg address
But there is one speech from high school
I'll never forget

(Chorus)
Come on in boy sit on down
And tell me about yourself
So you like my daughter do you now?
Yeah we think she's something else
She's her daddy's girl
Her momma's world
She deserves respect
That’s what she'll get
Ain’t it son?
Hey y'all run along and have some fun
I'll see you when you get back
Bet I’ll be up all night
Still cleanin' this gun

Well now that I’m a father
I’m scared to death one day my daughter
Is gonna find
That teenage boy I used to be
That seems to have just one thing on his mind

She’s growin' up so fast
It won't be long before
I’ll have to put the fear of god into
Some kid at the door

(Chorus)
Come on in boy sit on down
And tell me about yourself
So you like my daughter do you now?
Yeah we think she's something else
She's her daddy's girl
Her momma's world
She deserves respect
That’s what she'll get
Now ain't it son?
Y’all go out and have some fun
I'll see you when you get back
Probably be up all night
Still cleanin' this gun

Now it's all for show
Ain’t nobody gonna get hurt
It’s just a daddy thing
And hey, believe me, man it works

(Chorus)
Come on in boy sit on down
And tell me about yourself
So you like my daughter do you now?
Yeah we think she's something else
She's her daddy's girl
Her momma's world
She deserves respect
That’s what she'll get
Now ain't it son?
Y’all run along and have a little fun
I'll see you when you get back
Probably be up all night
Still cleanin' this gun

Son, now y'all buckle up and have her back by te- let's say about nine...thirty.
Drive safe.

:clap:
#2955
:lol love that song ,and love those rules.. haha
#2956
I just got a case of iced down IBC delivered to my door! Thank you Bob!
Now to drink it out in the parking lot to up my bad boy image :cool)
#2957
had the weirdest "candy"... One of the guys brought back some food from his recent trip back to India.. Best way I could describe would be semi sweet bbq'd chocolate with mesquite flavoring.
#2958
Skatchkins wrote:I just got a case of iced down IBC delivered to my door! Thank you Bob!
Now to drink it out in the parking lot to up my bad boy image :cool)


Enjoy!
#2959
I just found out half my home offic... I mean Map Room, floor is soaking wet because the LL hadn't finished fixing the guest shower plumbing and it's been leaking into the wall for a good week.
Nothing messed up and they'll come out so no worries.
#2960
read through 18,000 lines of a log file for one of the banking customers trying to figure out why they arent processing transactions. Took about 3 hours. Most Ive worked in months!