I was going to put this in the random image thread, but thought it deserved its own

My entry

Who do you want to answer the phone at 3am?

Mine would get me in trouble. Something about the Man in the Yellow Hat on vacation.

Yes, that would be you in trouble.

I was somewhere along the "Does this look Presidential? How 'bout this? No? How 'bout this... Ah, yes... man of action. I like it." line.

(most of the photoshop was good, but what's up with the crappy job on the clock on the wall? LOL

How about, "who cares what he is saying, its not important anyways"