Worst super power?

[sweathog]

While walking to lunch my mind wandered to think of the worst super power you could have. Who better to ask than you guys...

If you woke up one day with a super power, what would be the most non-sensicle / embarrassing power that you would never want to tell anyone about?

My vote so far is being able to see farts. This ability allows you to see a mist or cloud with a color that deepens with intensity of odor.

[offroadaz]

Along the smelling lines, Id go with

Body Odor Man

The ability to produce smelly BO at a moments notice

What purpose could it serve?

[Avis]

So, a Skunk? self defense..

[alanzona]

I would have to go with "super smell" as possibly the worst super power... but having the ability to see smells it right up there, for sure.

[sweathog]

No one else has any ideas, seeing smells is the worst?

What about the ability to retract appendages into your body?

Or maybe the ability to understand what animals are saying without the ability to communicate back. Side note, you find out cats are racist a-holes and dogs don't say anything, there barking is just the same barking we all hear.

[Skatchkins]

Or maybe the ability to understand what animals are saying without the ability to communicate back.

[fatbob309]

Literal man- The supper power of having what you say literally happen. "Im so hungry I could eat a horse" "Im about to lose my mind" and the worst... "I need to take a dump"

[alanzona]

Enema man?

[sweathog]

Maybe farside cartoons run my subliminal conscience.

[sweathog]

Literal man- The supper power of having what you say literally happen. "Im so hungry I could eat a horse" "Im about to lose my mind" and the worst... "I need to take a dump"

I think after a few terrible misshaps I would learn to only speak literally about others. The good news is your superpower could eliminate the existence of "valley girls"

@alanzona, thank you for not expanding on your idea.