i am the son of a drunk, womanizing, self-improving Belgium baker, "with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery". His mother was a 15-year-old web-footed French prostitute named Chloe. He was raised by Belgians in the town of Bruges. He was given his first scribe when he was 12-years-old and at the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved his testicles. He spent his summers in Rangoon, took luge lessons, attended the British Intelligence Academy and spent six years in Evil Medical School.
Location:
peoria arizona
Interests:
photography, computers, my jeep
Occupation:
install coordinator
What are you rolling in?:
04 wrangler 4 banger
Tires:
35" wranger mtrs
Suspension:
4" rough country
Armor Upgrades:
rocker panels, daystar sliders and STICKERS
Drivetrain and axles:
super dana 30 front and ford 8.8 rear 4.88 gears
Electrical:
cb gps stereo sub
Custom Mods:
water bottle,popcans,wrappers and receipts
Signature
On the eighth day God was bored
Thus he created the JEEP
And has been rollin' ever since